The world of exploitation film ripped open and laid raw for you to experience. From 70's grindhouse to current underground, it is all here. So ripe you can practically smell it.
BASKET CASE 3 (1992) D. Frank Henenlotter SYNAPSE FILMS DVD Only Many people do not care for the last of the BASKET CASE trilogy. It is easy to see why with its odd shifts in tone, totally over the top cartoon like antics and a story that barely makes sense at best. I hated it when it came out in 1992. But for me the years have been kind to the movie and I am not nearly as hard on it as I once was. Calling it a good movie would be a lie. But calling it entertaining? That is about on track.
The movie picks up shortly after the berserk ending of the second film. Dwayne has accidentally killed his girl Annie when he panicked at her mutation/offspring. He had attempted to sew Belial back onto his side to be back together with his brother. Belial has knocked up his equally monstrous girlfriend in the dumbest sex scene in movie history. So Part 3 starts with trying to wrap up all these messy plot threads. Everyone is still living with Granny Ruth and her menagerie of mutants. They discover they have to take Belial's monstrously pregnant girlfriend down south to a special Dr. friend who can facilitate the birth of what turns out to be a dozen or so Belial critters.
Once in the south it becomes WALKING TALL meets the monsters with the occasional Jess Franco homage thrown in. The local Sheriff and his sexbomb daughter get involved jailing the freaks and trying to keep the Belial babies. So it is up to the gang to break them out and get revenge. Once Belial's offspring show up in a souped up metal contraption it gets serious.
Basically this is like a Tex Avery cartoon with the monsters from the other films. Henenlotter has said that he basically doesn't like the movie much and only did it to fulfill a contract. But there is a certain off beat charm to it. I would say it works best as stoner cinema. Those who are very medicated will get the most out of it. The DVD is bare bones. But the transfer looks freaking gorgeous.
From the directors and F/X
teams behind the 2008 hit TOKYO GORE POLICE comes this outrageous
gore, monster, comedy that, frankly, I don't even know how to begin
to review. Is it a good movie? No, not really, but it IS a
constantly inventive one. Watching VAMPIRE GIRL VS. FRANKENSTEIN GIRL
you are sure to see things you have NEVER seen before, and a few
things you probably never will want to see again. Every frame of this
movie is jammed packed with color, movement, texture and lots and
lots of spraying gore. If ever there was a movie that was practically
begging you to pay attention it is this one. It is NEVER boring,
every second pops something new for you to lock your eyeballs onto.
But Jesus, at some point it almost becomes sensory overload.
The
movie opens with a crazy, crazy scene of our lead Vampire Girl (Yukie
Kawamura) facing off with a trio of doll faced school girl
monsters. She dispatches them them gorily, stripping their skin off
in long spirals and popping their skulls out, stacking them on the
beach before her boyfriend Jyugon Mizushima (Takumi
Saitô) begins to narrate the tale ahead of how they met. Jyugon
is the only real available boy in school and he is cornered by Keiko
(Eri Otoguro) the
pushy hot girl in class and soon he is her boyfriend. But the new
transfer student Monami sets her eyes on him and gives him a
chocolate candy with her own blood in it. Before he knows it he is craving blood
and wanting to be with Monami the Vampire Girl. What none of them
know is that the hot school nurse and school assistant principal are
doing experiments in the basement. The two girls are out to fight
each other over their new boy toy until he becomes a vampire too and
Mizushima ends up with her head blasted open on the pavement. Soon
she has become the experiment of the school staff and the nurse is
murdering the best students of the school to collect the parts to
recreate her as the best fighting monster possible.
This
write up doesn't even begin to do justice to the complete insanity of
this thing. From the opening scene of over the top of comedic
slaughter to the scene in the classroom where we meet the students
which is the most racist thing I have seen in a movie
since THE ETERNAL JEW. There is a subplot about a group of girls who
have remade themselves a faux Black girls by wearing make up and fake
afros and big cup lips and giant spears and every other
horrible stereotype and racist thing you can think of. I guess I can
reason it out as to be a commentary about people trying to go to
extremes to be people who they are not. But my god it is
terribly extreme and offensive. I guess that is the point.
There
is also another subplot about ritual cutters, a group of teenage
girls who cut themselves to be part of a group. They end up in a
competition of who can cut themselves the most and best, complete with
a trophy. The girls are all anemic and eat cabbage to keep up their
strength.
But the meat of the movie is the battle between
the girls. It becomes a big F/X battle with body parts switching
places, blood becoming solid becoming actual weapons. It really is
the epic battle the directors set out to achieve, even if it is kind
of stupid. With severed arms becoming spinning rotors to make people
fly and things like that. Frankly this movie would probably work a
lot better if you were really really high. I rarely say that since I
am not a stoner, but in this case, well it fits.
I was a big
fan of TOKYO GORE POLICE because with all the insane imagery, way
over the top gore, and bizarre psycho sexual set pieces, there was a
strong political and social subtext tying it all together. With
VAMPIRE GIRL VS FRANKENSTEIN GIRL it is almost like they set out to
make some really weird teen movie and are only lightly touching on
any kind of social context at all. The stuff that makes that other
movie hang together is mostly missing here,and that is a shame.
I'm
not a fan of the new Japanese insane cinema like MACHINE GIRL or
ROBOGEISHA with cute girls with machine guns pupping out of their
assholes and thousands of gallons of blood. That shit is amusing for
about a minute but then the twelve year old in me starts asking for a
context for it and gets severely disappointed. TOKYO GORE POLICE had
the whole package. This movie almost has it, then goes back to the
candy colored insanity. It is never boring for sure, but it is pretty
empty unfortunately.
THE STRANGENESS (1980) D. Melanie Ann Phillips Code Red DVD 1.66
This little seen gem from the 80's can now finally get its due thanks to this special edition from CODE RED. The book NIGHTMARE USAfrom Stephen Throweralerted fans to the existence of this monster mash, causing many of us to go on a frenzy looking for old VHS copies to check it out. Finally getting to see it is worth the wait. While it is not a classic, it is an incredibly fun throwback to 50's genre conventions, with an air of 80's low budget D.I.Y. inventiveness.
The story follows a group of miners-for-hire about to go into a long boarded up set of mines to look for rumored gold deposits for an unnamed corporation. Seems they want to re-open the place, if the price warrants it. Along for the ride is a busy body journalist and his sexy wife to chronicle the expedition, and a grizzled mining veteran who we are told is English but has a very Australian accent. As they make their way into the tunnels, they start to discovers remnants of former miners and other oddities pointing towards the fact that there is something very, very wrong in there. The journalist keeps telling them about the history of people disappearing in the caves. Add to that the American Indian legends surrounding the area and it all spells trouble. Naturally it is only a matter of time before a big stop motion monster starts slurping up the cast and spitting them out to eat later on.
The supplements to the is movie reveal that it was shot on a paltry $25,000 budget! Low even by today's ultra-low budget quickly standards. Take into consideration that this was shot on film (the norm for those days), had a giant monster (stop motion, which required special photography as well as a monster) and was 80% shot on sets, and the achievement here is simply astounding. The movie itself has a lot of pacing problems; to call it a slow burner is to be kind. Most of the action is located in the final third, with a lot of bickering and build up coming before hand. The acting is basically one-take community theater level, which the filmmakers all own up to, but is certainly no worse that dozens of other drive-in era movies of the time period. What really elevates the film is the cinematography. Printed too dark to even be seen on all previous video editions, this DVD is the first time the cinematography is clear enough to be appreciated for just how good it actually is. Often just lit by flares or lanterns, it is one creepy-ass looking film, made even more purposefully awkward by odd close-ups and cramped angles inside the caves. The film is quite claustrophobic thanks to the cinematography, which is mind blowing when revealed that it was almost all shot on one very cramped set. The score is also incredibly good, with a very John Carpenter ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK-like sound that lends a lot more production value to the film.
A word on the monster: though stop motion, the design on the thing is entirely unique, with it looking like a bulbous, upright, tentacled slug with a giant drooling vagina on its head. In 1980 when everyone was ripping off ALIEN and trying to do the humanoid version of HR Geiger's work, this was a nice alternative to that. And oddly enough pretty much the only suggestion of sexuality in the film! CODE RED has had this on the books for a while and finally had to put it out themselves after BCI (their former distributor) went belly up. They are now doing this with all their releases (such as STUNT ROCK,THE WEEKEND MURDERS, NIGHT OF THE DRIBBLER, TRAPPED and the upcoming, long awaited MESSIA OF EVIL and PETS). they really are a company that have had to struggle to put out some of the most unusual and forgotten films of the grindhouse/exploitation era and now their releases are harder to find than ever. So make the effort and go get them while you can. Amazon, DVD Empire, DiabolikDVD and a few other places all carry them, but the print runs are small and will be collectors items almost immediately so it is worth your time to go for it
For some reason there is no trailer for this online. so here is a video CODE RED posted of an earthquake while they were working on extras for one of their DVD's.
Here it is Halloween again and time for a challenge. Last year here at EXPLOITATION NATION I made an attempt to watch a horror movie every night for a week leading up to the evening of Halloween. It was great fun and a nice way to catch up on my viewing. But now I'm upping the stakes, brothers and sisters. It is September 29th and I want to make a bigger commitment this year. So I am challenging myself to more. this time I am undertaking the EXPLOITATION NATION HALLOWEEN HORROR CHALLENGE and plan to watch a horror film every night until Halloween. That is one night for the entire MONTH. To make it even more difficult I will only watch horror movies I have NOT SEEN BEFORE!!! God knows I have enough of the damn things in my collection alone to keep me busy for years to come, so this is not that difficult really. Finding the time to actually watch them will be the bigger challenge. Will I alienate friends and loved ones? Push myself past the brink of sanity? Become a blob of undulating jello on the couch who forgets all the important things in life? We shall see, but I think it will remind me of why I loved these things in the first place. And it will also serve to jump start this blog that has been on life support for a while in the process.
I invite you, dear readers of this blog (that I have neglected for far too long), to get in on the challenge and watch movies, too. Make sure to post comments on what you have watched, as well! It could be a load of fun. Just remember the rules: they have to be HORROR movies and ones you have NOT seen before. So I started this evening with a crazy ass bit of hokum that I've heard about for years, but had never actually laid eyes upon, called WINTERBEAST.
WINTERBEAST (1986) D. Christopher Thies Winterbeast Entertainment Group Super 8mm
Extremely cheap, shot on super 8mm low budget labor of love from the 80's that has found new life on the DVD format. Originally released on the Tempe label on VHS in the 90's this one achieved a small amount of cult status before falling into little seen status. What sets it apart is that it takes the old school approach of using stop motion monsters instead of the (then) very popular gore/ slasher style of horror. In the mountains of some unnamed state, several forest rangers have gone missing in the area surrounding Wild Goose Lodge, which is also happens to be on the land of a former Indian Burial ground. Seems that a lot of people have disappeared over the years in the area. Turns out that a whole small army of stop motion monsters are grabbing up people and eating them up at any chance they get. There is a giant wood monster that looks like a broom, another that is a totem pole monster with multiple arms, a giant chicken monster ( I freakin kid you not!) and finally the Winterbeast himself, which is a man in full demon make up, shot to look like a giant - well, a guy shot to look about seven feet tall actually - all of whom have been unleashed by the owner of the lodge, a cackling old gay man who is like a low rent Malcom Macdowell (Charlie Perkins)from local Dinner theater. In one scene the movie stumbles ass backwards into something truly terrifying as this dude puts on a clown mask, starts up a ancient kids record of nursery rhymes and starts dancing around a room full of corpses. It's genuinely startling and creepy as hell, and really, really gets under your skin. Where the rest of the movie is just a silly, fun, monster mash, this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
The movie is bad, but in such a beautiful way that you cannot help but to fall in love with it. From the very first scene of a stop motion monster killing some locals in a cabin (with one of the victims fingering his own innards for no good reason at all), and then another guy out in the woods giving birth to a demon-headed snake monster (neither of which incident seem to be related), you know you are in for some whacked out no budget adventures in insanity. Then the dialogue starts and you realize that things are on another plane altogether. To call the acting wooden is an insult to Formica, but yet it fits the mood of the piece in a funky way. The dialogue is intensely overwritten, with people often repeating things they have just said as if to fill time until the next person could remember what to say. The comic relief character seems to be in a homosexual panic for most of the movie as he cites DELIVERANCE on more than one occasion, and make tons of gay comments at every turn. He also never, ever, at any point in the movie takes off his sunglasses, no matter what time of day or night the scene may be.
Yet, the movie has charm to spare. Watching this, I was transported back to a time when no budget movies were shot on FILM, and sought to be more than smarmy references to movies that came before them. There is nothing in this movie that is relying on the fact that you have seen dozens of other horror film for you to "get the jokes" or just throwing tons of blood and tits on screen to hide the fact that there is nothing going on worth watching. There may be a painful lack of budget here, or arguably a lack of talent (though I don't really want to go as far as to say that), but there is a strong urge to entertain present. Every single frame of WINTERBEASTseeks your approval and strives to win you over. This is not a film that is slapping you in the face to prove to you how clever and smarter than you it is. This is the shaggy, stray dog that wants to make you happy, not the pissy and whinny wolf in a sheep's clothing that just wants to win your favor long enough to move on to better things like many of today's indie horror offerings often are. So embrace the WINTERBEAST, it will put a smile on your face.
http://www.winterbeast.com/
And the only really scary moment of the film, Sheldon's "dance"
